Controversy is presently raging over Prince Harry, third in line to the British throne, and whether he should risk his royal neck fighting in Iraq. Harry recently completed his military training, and as a Troop Commander in the Household Cavalry’s Blues and Royals regiment, is preparing to take charge of a squad consisting of eleven men and four light tanks.
While official concerns for Harry’s safety in Iraq stem from a resurgence in violence around Basra, certain anonymous whispers late one evening from the Palace of Westminster Club, suggested overly-zealous, trigger-happy Yanks might prove just as fatal to the English royal prince as they were to one of their own football stars.
“And that,” one elderly Earl was heard to mutter behind his whisky glass, “could prove bloody embarrassing, eh, what?”
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