Roll Up And Stake Your Claim!

“Line up! Line up! Is anyone else claiming paternity of Anna Nicole’s baby daughter, or are we all done at three?”

To date, the queue consists of Nicole’s lawyer and latest husband (maybe?) Howard Stern; her ex-boyfriend, Larry Birkhead; Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, and – well, so far that’s it, though quite why Nicole’s baby was being cared for by the mother of Shane Gibson, the Bahamian immigration minister – a “close friend” of Nicole’s – leaves one wondering if the queue may well grow longer.

Just how many men was Anna Nicole sleeping with in December of 2005?

Another question springs to mind:

Would this queue be so long if baby Dannielynn was not herself in line – to inherit hundreds of millions of dollars?

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5 Replies to “Roll Up And Stake Your Claim!”

  1. Well, hopefully they just do these DNA tests and get it over with. They’re going to do some tests within the next week or so, I guess (I dunno really, I was semi-listening to the TV, I try not to pay attention much to this kind of news).

    Anyway, sad but true news, words are *already* being talked about turning her life into a movie.

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