Author: R J Adams

On a day when the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown insisted UK troops will remain in Iraq for the foreseeable future and there will be no exit strategy, President George W Bush of the United States decreed his “surge” of troops a success, stating that the violence in Baghdad was substantially decreased.

Both statements have a hollow ring to them, given the outburst of violence in Karbala today that has caused a major religious festival to be cut short after fifty or more people died and over two hundred were wounded. Rockets were fired at hotels, some of which were burned to the ground.

The British in the south of Iraq are, meanwhile, holed up in their barracks. Any sortie outside the perimeter is fraught with peril and rarely is a convoy not attacked.

According to the Independent newspaper of August 19th:

“….Commanders want to hand over Basra Palace – where 500 British troops are subjected to up to 60 rocket and mortar strikes a day, and resupply convoys have been described as “nightly suicide missions” – by the end of August…..”

It seems the US administration was none too keen on the plan, as the CIA were using Basra Palace as a base to spy on Iranian activity in the region and had no wish to be left with their asses bare if the British pulled out. Quite why British troops should be risking their necks to support the CIA is questionable, but it now seems the US Central Intelligence Agency has decided to pack up and leave, so any further debate is pointless.

It was noted that Bush’s speech today, like all his other appearances, restricted to ticket holders – this time, members of the US Legion – once again sniped and snarled at Iranian interference in Iraq. It was loaded with veiled threats of repercussions. Considering Iraq’s prime minister, Nouri el-Maliki has been recently courting both the Iranians and the Syrians, the US president had better decide fast where his loyalties lie. Only a few days ago he was staunchly supporting the Iraqi government leader, which in itself is perhaps a pointer to Maliki’s demise. After all, George Bush’s support for his own people in Washington has proved the kiss of death for most of them, ex-Attorney General Alberto Gonzales being just the latest in a long line.

Of course, there is an understudy waiting in the wings, should Maliki suffer a similar fate to Iyad Allawi who held the premier Iraqi position from May 2004 to April 2005, or Ibrahim al-Jafaari who took over from April 2005 to May 2006 before being ousted.

The name of this understudy? The very same Iyad Allawi.

Can anyone detect a nasty smell?

For those with short memories, Iyad Allawi founded the Iraqi National Accord, a political party that tried desperately to cling to power during the 2005 elections, but only managed a dismal 14% of the vote, mainly due to its leader’s utter unpopularity with the electorate. Allawi is also the guy who allegedly summarily executed six captive insurgents at a Baghdad police station, by shooting each in the head, to “….send a clear message to the police on how to deal with insurgents”.

It seems highly unlikely Allawi could butt his way back into power in Iraq, though he obviously believes it can be done. He’s hired the services of one of Washington’s most powerful Republican lobby firms, Barbour, Griffith, & Rogers (BGR), for a mere $300,000, to assist him in the venture. Unsurprisingly, the head of BGR’s international unit is Robert Blackwell who “happened” to be a member of the Vulcans, George W Bush’s foreign policy advisory team, and served as a presidential adviser on Iraq policy until his ‘retirement’ in late 2004, when he became president of BGR.

The nasty smell grows stronger.

George W Bush, and those who pull his strings, have a problem. Despite the rhetoric, the ‘surge’ is not working sufficiently to dampen the Iraqi insurgency. Maliki is running to his Shia friends in Iran and Syria for backing, so if the US is not careful they could find themselves sidelined in Iraq by al-Assad and Ahmadinejad, the huge Iraqi Shia majority backing Maliki, and nowhere for the Americans to go but home, empty-handed.

Allawi is generally seen as an American puppet, but in fact, Allawi is a pastmaster at using the US government for his own ends. More than anything else he wants power, and he will use the Republican party and the government to get it. Allawi will do his best to convince the Administration he has the power to control Iraqi factions if he can be installed as prime minister. A desperate administration may just believe him. Arranging his ascent into office would be tricky, the electorate are unlikely to vote for him, but a reversion to interim prime minister following a suspension of the present parliament, might be arranged.

Of course, it’s all speculation. But speculation Allawi, or someone, is willing to gamble $300,000 in the hopes it may pay off. It’s a dirty game. It leaves a lingering, nasty smell.

It’s certainly not a game the British troops would wish to be part of. Despite Gordon Brown’s assurances today, all the signs indicate a withdrawal is imminent.

The sooner they’re out of Iraq completely, the better.

Filed under: Games children play

There was a time when the Roman Catholic confessional was sacrosanct. A murderer could confess remorse for his crime, secure in the knowledge the priest would never reveal the facts to anyone. It seems those days are no longer with us. Today, there is money to be made from the spiritual doubts and human frailties declared in confidence to the Catholic confessors who play at being God, and now pay only lip service to that long-retired human dignity once called ‘honor’.

Mother Teresa was an icon to some, a prime example of how goodness can manifest in human form, to many. Now, ten years after her death, the woman who devoted her life to caring for those in need, is being betrayed by the Church of Rome, a church she faithfully served for nearly sixty years.

Letters she wrote to her confessors, pouring forth her doubts, the spiritual darkness and loneliness in which she spent most of her life, were no different from the outpourings of any Catholic parishioner confined within the confidence of the confessional. Mother Teresa recognized that fact, leaving strict instructions that all her letters be burned, destroyed, and on no account made public.

The Church of Rome has chosen to disregard Mother Teresa’s last wishes and is selling the letters to the highest bidder. Heading the queue, having secured first serial rights, is Time magazine.

It has to be wondered why the Church of Rome has chosen this time to publicize its stunning portrayal of Judas Iscariot. Could it, one ponders, have anything to do with the empty coffers following recent heavy payouts after the “little boys for Catholic clergymen” scandals that erupted like suppurating sores all over the body of the Roman Church?

The late nun’s letters disclosing her spiritual agonies, her isolation from the savior she dutifully served, are worth plenty on the open market. Catholics worldwide will rush to savor the intimate disclosures. Amazon will undoubtedly thrust it high on their bestseller list. El Popey’s coffers will once again resound to the tinkle of silver; this time, no doubt, many more than thirty pieces.

It would seem, despite all her manifest good works, Mother Teresa, the “Saint of the Gutters”, is worth more to the Roman Catholic church dead, than she ever was alive.

No doubt any peripheral feelings of guilt will be easily assuaged when they proclaim her a Saint.

Filed under: Is nothing sacred

It was Charlie Chaplin who said – “In the end everything’s a gag.”

I suppose, taken to extremes, everything or anything, can be.Now don’t get me wrong, I love Jon Stewart and his Daily Show. At least, given that I only watch it once or twice a week, I love it. Every night might prove over-exposure.

Just occasionally, for me at least, Mister Stewart oversteps the mark. A few weeks ago there was a comedy routine based around the Palestinian situation. Now I accept that, as a Jew, Jon Stewart perhaps has less sympathy for the Palestinian cause than I do, but to sit comfortably in a cosy American studio and attempt to create humor from the suffering and death of innocent human beings caught up in a worldwide political web in which they are the flies, and Western nations allied to Israel are the spiders, fails to stimulate my chuckle-muscle.

Similarly, this week’s abortive attempt to wring humor from the Iraq war left me equally cold. Sending the Daily Show’s intrepid reporter, Rob Riggle to Iraq was, in my humble opinion, neither a humorous venture, nor an essay in good taste.

And what was the purpose of interviewing the military writer of the “Counterinsurgency Field Manual” on Friday night’s offering? It almost makes one begin to wonder if Jon Stewart has been got at by the corporate controllers. First, let’s make light of the Iraq war, then turn the army’s counterinsurgency manual into a best-seller by advertising it on the Daily Show. It is, apparently, on the bookshelves of all major retail outlets, including Amazon, though who the hell would want to read it – other than violent perverts and sick macho types…….ok, ok, say no more, it’s already destined to be a best seller.

Filed under: Laughter, whose best medicine?