Have you ever wondered why Osama bin Laden has never been caught or killed? Considering he is the world’s most wanted man, and hunted – so we are told – by the most powerful nation in the solar system, isn’t it just a little odd no-one ever has sight nor sound of him?
There’s one lady who may possibly be able to help. Her name is Jane Felix-Browne and she lives in a small village called Moulton, in Cheshire, England. It just so happens Osama bin Laden has recently become her father-in-law. Ms Felix-Browne, age 57, has married bin Laden’s fourth eldest son, Omar Osama bin Laden, age 27, who is still practicing the art of scrap-dealership in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, while he waits for his bride to obtain a visa allowing him to visit Britain.
According to a BBC report, Ms Felix-Browne says:
“There’s no problem of him coming to England. Most of his aunts and uncles, brothers and sisters live in London anyway.”
Aunts, uncles, brothers and sisters – but not his father?
The CIA and FBI maintain bin Laden is still holed up on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border, after they failed to trap him at Tora Bora. Even back in 2002 it seemed ridiculous that a billionaire like bin Laden would be hiding out in caves when he could be living in the luxury of a top class hotel – in London?
The Dorchester, perhaps, or the Ritz?
Of course, Ms Felix-Browne says Omar has not seen his father since 2000.
But then, she would – wouldn’t she?
BBC report HERE.
Filed under: Fishy smells
I love May-December romances.
Ah, ain’t love grand?