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Not Only The Banks Need To Change

I’ve written on this subject many times, but it’s one that bears repeating over and over, if only in the vague hope some of the thick numb-skulls out there will eventually allow the sense of it to penetrate their Tyrannosaurus-type brains.

If there’s one thing gets me mad enough to shoot somebody, it’s the neanderthal, let’s-go-kill-a-bad-guy, mentality of those who call themselves the “gun lobby” in this country. On the one hand, US citizens consider themselves the most civilized people on earth; on the other, they’re more than happy to blow each other away.

Americans are unable to grasp that, just across the ocean, are a multitude of nations where the citizen’s right to bear arms was superseded over a century ago by a group of individuals employed to protect the public from harm. They’re known as a “police force”.

Admittedly, in America, the police have evolved even less than the citizens they’re payed to protect, and would rather squeal tires and flash pretty lights all day, as they prance about dressed in wrap-a-rounds, Orwellian fancy dress, silly hats, and the biggest elephant guns the world has ever seen, rather than muster themselves into anything vaguely resembling an efficient unit.

For God’s sake, they’re still electing sheriffs in the manner of Tombstone Gulch. The only difference between an Illinois police force and the posse that pursued Billy the Kid, is that horses don’t work too well on blacktop, so they’ve had to trade in their saddles for Buicks.

A recent article in the Huffington Post explores the question of US moms packing sideirons to their kiddie’s soccer games.[1]

Incredibly, if that last sentence manages to raise an eyebrow at all among US citizenry, it will only be from a sexist, redneck, pig who believes the right to carry a gun belongs solely to those with similarly shaped weaponry dangling between their legs.

This disease has now spread to Britain. Angelina Jolie recently declared she kept a firearm at home “for security”, and “if anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I’ve no problem shooting them.”

Given that handguns are illegal in Britain, one has to wonder how she managed to obtain the permit required to own one, or whether, even as I write, the police are preparing the necessary charges.

Jolie is an exception in Britain. In America she’d be the norm. But then, she is from Los Angeles. To most Europeans, the idea of even owning a handgun, let alone using one, would verge on repugnant. There’s just no need.

Americans seem hellbent on keeping their country as uncivilized as possible. It is, I believe, something to do with their weird idea of “freedom”. Or, perhaps, it is more about America’s great sense of national insecurity. After all, they also keep enough nuclear weapons on tap to destroy the planet a couple of dozen times over.

“Trust” is a word no longer found in the American vocabulary. While US moms and pops pack heat in their handbags and pockets, every other American on the block is a potential enemy.

Both presidential candidates have got it right on one count, though it’s doubtful they mean it quite in the same way:

Change is long overdue.”

[1] “Moms With Guns” Huffington Post, October 14th 2008

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It’s Become A Qualification For Greatness

The world is populated by a large proportion of idiots. It has nothing to do with lack of education, poverty, or any of the usual reasons advocated for mental instability. The richest and most powerful among us are prone to idiocy just as easily as the local village clown, or jester.

Take the Italian prime minister Silvio Burlusconi, for example.

Today, while addressing a load of stuffed shirts in the US White House, he said he would work with whoever replaced the present president, but:

“….it will be difficult to find a man as idealistic and brave as our George”.

Then he knocked over and broke the lectern.[1]

It’s possible he was drunk, or simply retaliating for the White House, earlier this year, calling him:

one of the most controversial leaders of a country known for governmental corruption and vice……..regarded by many as a political dilettante (amateur) who gained his high office only through use of his considerable influence on the national media”[2]

Either way, he’s obviously a total idiot for even suggesting George Bush was “brave” and “idealistic”.

Meanwhile, back in Burlesconi’s country another idiot preaches hypocrisy to the masses.

Popey Benedict, clad in hand-sewn silk with velvet trim, solid gold dripping from every garment, hands clasped tightly to the papal staff heavily encrusted with gold leaf and jewels, stated:

Those who think that concrete things we can touch are the surest reality are deceiving themselves.”[3]

This, a day after he’d opened a synod of more than two hundred similarly clad RC minions, who’d traveled from all over the world at great expense – both to the church and the environment – to spend three weeks discussing why most of us don’t bother reading the bible.[4]

Will it really take two hundred of them three weeks to reach a conclusion?

While Popey and pals waste their time on such frivolities, the really serious idiots are hard at it pouring our hard-earned tax dollars into the bottomless pits of bankers who’ve frittered our pension funds and annuities away in a reckless gamble to make them all much wealthier. Then they try to convince us we’re the idiots, by telling us the money wasn’t really there in the first place. This is to prevent us asking where exactly those two trillion dollars of our nest-eggs have actually gone?

The idiots in the White House didn’t even know what to do with the eight-hundred and fifty billion dollars they coerced out of Congress, so they kept it under their beds until fellow-idiot Gordon Brown decided to nationalize British banks with his own tax appropriations.[5] Then they thought, “Oh, that’s a good idea.”

So now they’re going to copy Britain.

This has provided a great ego-boost to Gordon Brown, who’ll likely go down in history as the only British prime minister ever to be listened to by America. It’ll probably make him something of a hero, at least in his own eyes. After all, the stock markets are functioning again, so Gordon’s rescue plan seems to be working.

Well done, Gordon. You were Chancellor of the British Exchequer for ten years before Tony Blair allowed you to become prime minister. For all those years you oversaw the banks and financial institutions of Britain and the world.

What a pity you were idiot enough not to see this crisis looming.

[1] “Berlusconi breaks lectern for Bush” BBC, October 14th 2008

[2] “Bush sorry over Berlusconi insult” BBC, July 8th 2008

[3] “Pope criticises pursuit of wealth” BBC, October 6th 2008

[4] “Pope laments decline of scripture” BBC, October 5th 2008

[5] “Bank shares fall despite bail-out” BBC, October 13th 2008

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