I shamelessly stole this joke from a Republican blog, because I thought it was funny. And there’s not much that’s funny about most Republican blogs these days:
President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”
The President replies: “These are not pigs… these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, “Excellent trade, sir.”
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