…… the name of the Lord, he shall surely be PUT TO DEATH!
Dammit, Gabriel, didn’t I tell you to get me some new glasses!”
Filed under: Blind rage
Keep Out The Barbarians
I trust everyone reading this will already be aware of the grave threat posed to us all in the West, by demonic nations like China and Russia who wait, snapping and snarling, for a chink to appear in our western armor. God help us all if that happens, for the iron fist of Communism will strike fear in our hearts as we’re all marched off to the saltmines.
What do you mean, you don’t think it’s very likely?
Why else is George W Bush determined to plant missiles on Russia’s frontiers? For what other reason is he refusing to sign a “no weapons in space” treaty proposed by Russia and China?
Only today in the Guardian, David Milliband, Britain’s Foreign Secretary – a not-quite-dry-behind-the-ears young man who, if he were black, would be taken for Condoleeza Rice’s grandson whenever they are photographed together – said we have a moral imperative to intervene in world matters, even if that means militarily. He went on to point out the rise of China means we can no longer take the march of democracy for granted.
Now, here’s a great idea. If Walmart and the like stop buying cheap rubbish from China; if all the outsourcing done in China is brought back to the West, it would solve our unemployment problems, boost our economies no end, and China would stop rising. Hence, George could sign the “no weapons in space” treaty without fear because China couldn’t afford any, there’d be no threat from Russia as Putin would have to bail out his Chinese allies and there’d be no roubles left over for missiles and the like, and we could all let the march of democracy take its own easy pace.
As an added bonus, we wouldn’t have to go to war with anyone.
Of course, this all assumes the sole reason we are going to war is to spread love, peace, and democracy.
Hmmm! Now I wonder if that may be the reason no politician’s ever voiced my idea?
How Sad…..
For me, at least, IT professional Steven Schkolne has to win a prize for being the bore of the week. Mister Schkolne spends his free time disentangling computer ethernet cables – for fun!
Not only Steven Schkolne finds this hobby fascinating. He has friends in Los Angeles who share his passion. So much so, Steven & Co are promoting it as a new sport, complete with competitions in unraveling tangled computer cables.
The first contest took place recently at a Los Angeles art gallery and was won by Matthew Howell, an ex-pizza dough tosser. He told the BBC unraveling cables had much in common with tossing pizza.
Frankly, I think they’re all a load of tossers.
Get a life, boys!
For puzzled American readers, the term ‘tosser’ is well defined by the British Urban Dictionary.
Filed under: Cable clots