Author: R J Adams

Today was Easter Sunday, the day when religious pontiffs and church leaders regularly venture out of their winter hibernation to harangue us all about the state of the world and what we are supposed to do about it. Mainly, it consists of attending church more regularly to pray for peace in the world, while generously donating as the silver platter is passed from hand to hand.

On this subject, two news items caught my eye, both from the BBC website.

The first details the Easter Day orations of Archbishop’s Rowan Williams of Canterbury, the head of the Church of England, and John Sentamu, of York Minster. Williams called for “reconciliation in the world”, while Sentamu stood in a pool of water and baptized newcomers to the church. He managed to find twenty new recruits, which isn’t bad out of a total York population of just under 175,000.

Rowan Williams explained how the resurrection of Jesus shows us how reconciliation can be achieved today. If only, he said, those of us engaged in conflict can admit our faults we can escape the deadlock of mutual hatred and suspicion. It’s not known if Tony Blair was in the congregation.

Of course, in keeping with the much sterner attitude of the Catholic church, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor of the Catholic Cathedral of Westminster, criticized the modern “now generation” culture in Britain. He almost certainly would have included America, but not being a member of the modern “now generation” was unaware his words would be carried across the Atlantic via that ‘new-fangled’ internet.

“Too often”, he said, “people expect everything almost instantaneously”, though church elders and members of the congregation are still attempting to work out in what context he meant those remarks. Unfortunately, the Bish was not available later for clarification, having retired to sleep off his Easter dinner of turkey and venison, followed by plum duff and six large chocolate Easter eggs, all washed down with a bottle or three of Chateauneuf du pape.

Across the Alps, his boss Popey Benedict, looking resplendent in his gold robes, was also having a strenuous day rattling away to thousands of pilgrims blocking the traffic in St Peter’s Square. Popey laboriously listed the problems of the world, and how we all needed to pray more to make things better. He lamented over Iraq, the suffering in Asia and Africa, but then perked up and announced he was pleased the Israelis and Palestinians were talking to each other. No-one liked to spoil his pleasure by pointing out that neither was saying anything of the slightest importance.

Finally, as his gold robes began to weigh heavy, the Papal belly felt ever emptier, and the bottle of Chateauneuf du pape waiting uncorked just beyond the balcony grew every second more desirable, he raised himself to his full height for the divine proclamation that would send a muted gasp of astonishment and admiration through the packed hordes beneath him in the great square. If ever there was a moment his divinity was obvious – leaving no doubt he would rapidly be following his predecessor down the road to sainthood – it was this moment. He turned to the hushed, eager crowds and spoke his final words of the day:

“Peace is sorely needed.”

Utterly exhausted, Popey lurched inside the Papal chamber, and was quickly whisked away to his summer residence at Castel Gandolfo for a few necessary months of rest and recuperation, and a bottle or three of Chateauneuf du pape.

It’s a quaint little place, his summer residence – new to this Pope of course – overlooking Lake Albano and set in the hills outside Rome. Coincidentally, the tiny village of Castel Gandolfo is twinned with the French Provence town of – Chateauneuf du pape.

But then, it roughly translates as the “New House of the Pope”.

Filed under: Pious babble

Let the glorious American military hold up its head with pride. Never have the “finest army on earth” ever behaved in such a reprehensible manner as the cowardly, ill-trained, incompetently led British sailors recently released from their confinement in Iran – or, so says Jack Jacobs, an MSNBC-proclaimed Vietnam war hero who “…..earned the Medal of Honor for exceptional heroism on the battlefields of Vietnam and also holds three Bronze Stars and two Silver Stars.”

Jacobs is now a “military analyst” for MSNBC.

Jacobs goes on to describe the British sailors conduct as “……a disgrace”. He asks, “Where is honor?” and states, “Iran hostages’ handshakes, apologies are ‘reprehensible’”

In his own words:

“The capture, internment and repatriation of the British sailors and marines can only be described as a shoddy spectacle. From start to finish, the Brits heaped nothing but ignominy on themselves, and one can recall few instances in recent memory in which a group of uniformed service members acted with less professionalism and more dishonor.”

I would remind ex-US colonel Jack Jacobs of something he, along with many Americans, has conveniently forgotten. In fact, thanks to the propaganda and ignorance spewing forth from that seat of US power once honorably known as the “White House”, most Americans have conveniently overlooked the simple fact that Iran is not an adversary, not an enemy. No-one – despite the bloodlust of the US president and his mob of virulent, gangster-style, sidekicks – is at war with Iran.

Having watched the press conference given by some of the British sailors, following their “de-briefing”, and noting they were reading from prepared statements, it was obvious to this observer they were simply telling it as they had been ordered.

Jack Jacobs believes they should have fought to the last man. He quotes from the United States military Code of Conduct:

” I will never surrender of my own free will. If in command, I will never surrender the members of my command while they still have the means to resist.”

No, he would have uselessly sacrificed the lives of his men in a contest where he was hopelessly out-manned and out-gunned.

But then, that’s the “American way” – isn’t it? Stuff the bereaved families, the fatherless children, who would after all be able to pull out Daddy’s posthumous medal of honor from time to time and remind themselves what a great hero he was.

Let me tell you something, ex-US colonel Jack Jacobs. It took the British people a long time to learn the true facts about war. Your country hasn’t yet begun to learn those facts. Your country still believes the hogwash that it is noble, honorable, patriotic and above all, manly, to fight wars and kill other human beings to prove – somehow, known only to yourselves – that your are better than they are.

When your country has suffered the ravages of 40,000 tons of TNT falling on New York, or Washington, or San Francisco; of raining incendiary bombs; of standing alone – with no help from your greatest ally – against an enemy that had conquered the whole of Europe and was champing at the bit to enslave your people while your military fought tooth and nail with no assistance from the rest of the world……when your country has been through that kind of ordeal, ex-colonel Jack Jacobs, and survived……then you will learn that there are no heroes in war; no noble acts; no glory; no manliness. There is only the bitter, endless, grind to survive another day.

Don’t dare speak of England’s “….own Greatest Generation, troops who fought a determined and superior enemy while vowing never to surrender.” You, ex-US colonel Jack Jacobs, have no comprehension of what it means to have to fight for your nation’s very survival.

I sincerely hope you, and your descendants, never do.

The British sailors in Iran were not “hostages”, as you so blithely pronounce them. They were temporarily impounded because a non-hostile nation considered them guilty of trespass within national boundaries. As such, they were not restricted to the standard “name, rank, and serial number” legislated as requirements under the Geneva Conventions.

Finally, ex-US colonel Jack Jacobs, you comment that:

“…..one can recall few instances in recent memory in which a group of uniformed service members acted with less professionalism and more dishonor.”

Let me jog your memory, ex-US colonel Jack Jacobs, and remind you – in case you’d forgotten – that it was not the British military who had charge of Abu Ghraib prison.

What price dishonor, ex-US colonel Jack Jacobs?

Filed under: US hypocrisy

The day after presidential hopeful John McCain walked through a Baghdad market, cialis with a huge armed escort, and declared the city much safer than he had ever known it, – THIS occurred.

Perhaps the bombers just got their days confused?

My thanks to “Vineyard Views” for the story.

Filed under: Another liar