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Do We Really Love America More?

American news anchors have been virtually purring over the results of a BBC World Service poll that suggests love for the US has increased throughout the rest of the planet.[1] The poll shows those with a positive view of America have risen by a full 4% – from 31% to 35%.

Looked at another way, 65% of the planet continues to disapprove of this militant ‘superpower’.

It’s that old chestnut again – statistics. You can show ’em in a positive light, or a negative one. It just depends what you want to convey. Of course, American news programs want to broadcast the ‘good’ news angle. And, let’s not forget that latest edition to the US media circus, BBC World America. Thanks mainly to the best efforts of its lead anchor, Matt Frei, BBCWA has managed to rapidly metamorphose into just another NBC or ABC news slot, only with English accents.

Kurt Volker, a “principal deputy assistant secretary of state” at the US state department, said of the poll:

“……people look at the US and the electoral process here and are reminded that this is a major transparent democracy, a vibrant and diverse country, and that reflects really well on the image of the US.

He may not be very big in the state department, but Kurt Volker obviously enjoys a joke.

The true reason for this very slight rise, Mister Volker, is absurdly obvious to anyone not steeped in the process of persuading themselves and their fellow Americans that this nation is a wonderful, benevolent land unfairly misunderstood by outsiders.

The true cause of the four percent increase is due to George W Bush, and his cold-blooded, torturing band of distasteful hangers-on, vacating the stage in a few months, thus engendering the aspiration of replacement by some warm-blooded, mammalian, personages who are not intent on plunging the world into further violent chaos.

One can only hope the four percent are not being overly-optimistic.

[1] ” US welcomes just a little more love”, BBC, April 2nd, 2008.

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The Hard, Hard, Road Of Socialism

From my old blogging pal, TOB, in Liverpool, England, comes two fine examples of the suffering imposed by socialist governments on the people of that country.

Reading the two links below will assure those of us living in nations with private healthcare systems, and stolid right-wing governments, (not mentioning any in particular) that we are getting the best service in the world.

After all, who between the age of 40 to 74 needs free health checks for heart disease, stroke, diabetes and kidney disease?[1] Isn’t that just a waste of taxpayer’s money?

And how ludicrous to force on everyone over the age of 60, a pass to travel by bus anywhere in the country, absolutely free of charge?[2]

Ha, next they’ll be handing out free medical prescriptions to senior citizens!

What? Oh, they do that already?

My God, if certain nations made those kinds of foolish commitments to their populace, they’d not be able to afford the truly important things – like tax cuts for the stinking rich, bail-outs to overly-greedy finance houses, and preemptive wars.

God Bless Right-Wing Capitalism!

[1] “Health screening for the over-40s”, BBC, April 1st, 2008.

[2] “Around England on a free bus pass”, BBC, April 1st, 2008.

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Yer Gotta Lawf, Aven’t Yer?

If there’s one thing you cannot say about Republican presidential nominee John McCain, it’s that he’s a bundle of laughs. Let’s be honest, if this guy ever gave up politics he could don a black suit and make a fortune working at Forest Lawns.

Yet the joke he came out with today was the funniest I’ve heard in a long while.

According to McCain, he was “amazed to learn” that the Iraqi army had attacked the Shia militias in Basra. Prime minister Maliki (says J McC) took the decision and went ahead without informing the Americans!

Now that’s one hell of a punchline, Senator. Or, was it that the Americans just forgot to inform you? Presumably, all those US A10 bombers pounding the militia positions while the Iraqis engaged them, were purely coincidental?

Nice one, Johnny, but next time stick to eulogies. You were never cut out for show business.

More hilarity, this time from South Carolina, where local government officials are introducing $500 fines for beach picnickers who fail to demolish sandcastles before leaving the beach. Apparently, drunken revelers and blind beachcombers are falling over them in the dead of night and injuring themselves. A similar rule will apply to holes dug in the sand.

So once Mom and Pop have sunned themselves in beach chairs for the afternoon, and little Willy and Sarah have designed and constructed their ten room, four-turret, moat-surrounded, super-deluxe penthouse sandcastle, Pop leaps up, shouts, “Time to go home”, and jumps all over it with his size fifteen flip-flops.

Willy and Sarah, mortified, scream their heads off and hate their father for the rest of their lives.

Yep, that’ll work.

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