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Finally, as we bring to a close our celebration of Popey Benedict’s four day visit to Britain last week, I give you the ultimate, the complete, the definitive evaluation of His Holiness, and all others like him:

The Pope has gone back home to his gold and jewels and finery. No doubt there are mistresses also, tucked away somewhere in the depths of the Vatican. His visit could hardly be called a success, not even as a ‘damage limitation exercise’, which of course, is what it was. There were empty seats at every gathering.

It’s been almost thirty years since the last papal visit. Let’s hope it’s at least as long before the next.

Goodbye Popey Benedict, 90% of British people will be happy if you, or your successors, stay home for another thirty years.

On behalf of the thousands and thousands of young lives you and your henchmen have destroyed with your wickedness, may I simply say – GOOD RIDDANCE!

Filed under: Pig or a pope

Continuing our brief celebration of Popey Benedict’s four day visit to Britain last week, which incidentally, cost the UK taxpayer around $6,000,000 (whatever their belief system!), I give you a five-way precis of the religious establishment by acknowledged experts on the subject:

My thanks to T.M.Carter, whoever he may be.

Filed under: Poke at the Pope

I shamelessly stole this joke from a Republican blog, because I thought it was funny. And there’s not much that’s funny about most Republican blogs these days:

President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”

The President replies: “These are not pigs… these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, “Excellent trade, sir.”

Filed under: Pig in a joke