I shamelessly stole this joke from a Republican blog, because I thought it was funny. And there’s not much that’s funny about most Republican blogs these days:
President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”
The President replies: “These are not pigs… these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, “Excellent trade, sir.”
As Popey Benedict’s visit to the UK draws to a close, and Christine O’Donnell, the political spawn of Sarah Palin, upsets Republican hopes for the November elections, now seems a good time to revisit Billy Connolly’s views on such matters.
They’re out to change its name. Those poor old members of the Corn Refiners Association, who’ve been finding it hard to make their dollar billions of late, are “requesting” the Food & Drug Administration change the name of High Fructose Corn Syrup, that nasty insidious sweetener that’s been pervading processed foods in the US since the 1970s.
They say it’s had ‘bad press’, is exactly like natural sugar, and a real boon to all us consumers, who should be turning to face the Archer Daniel Midland factories twice a day and prostrating ourselves in supplication for the miracle of HFCS – or, “corn sugar”, as they now wish to call it.
You’ll note that, in the first paragraph, I used the word ‘requesting’ in inverted commas. It was because anyone who’s done an iota of research into the FDA will know the organization has little to do with government these days and is controlled and regulated by big business – and they don’t come much bigger than the CRA. So, we can be sure they’ll get their way. In the not so distant future, the term ‘High Fructose Corn Syrup” will be disappearing from food labels, and the more benign-sounding, “corn sugar” will take its place.
There will, no doubt, be an advertising campaign alongside this innocent little name change, designed to persuade us all the ‘new’ product is bursting with healthy ingredients, and to not eat it will cause all manner of ills to befall.
Beware! It’s still the same old stuff.
Argument for and against HFCS has raged since ADM and its competitors began production three decades ago. It’s hard to separate the relevant independent research studies from those financed by the industry (which are, of course, worthless).
However, HFCS has been linked to liver disease, as a recent study by Duke University Medical Center suggests:
“We found that increased consumption of high fructose corn syrup was associated with scarring in the liver, or fibrosis, among patients with non-alcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD),” said Manal Abdelmalek, MD, MPH, associate professor of medicine in the Division of Gastroenterology/Hepatology at Duke University Medical Center……… Research Abdelmalek published in the Journal of Hepatology in 2008 showed that, within a small subset of patients, high fructose corn syrup was associated with NAFLD. Her latest research, published online in Hepatology, goes one step further and links high fructose corn syrup to the progression of liver injury.
“Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease is present in 30 percent of adults in the United States,” Abdelmalek said. “Although only a minority of patients progress to cirrhosis, such patients are at increased risk for liver failure, liver cancer, and the need for liver transplant,” she explained.
“Unfortunately, there is no therapy for non-alcoholic fatty liver disease,” she said. “My hope is to see if we can find a factor, such as increased consumption of high fructose corn syrup, which, if modified, can decrease the risk of liver disease.”[1]
Of course, the CRA was quick to issue a statement condemning this research. A link to that statement is available at the end of the article in Science Daily (see link below).
The members of the CRA would have us believe they’ve been the victims of a smear campaign. The trouble they go to producing this product, the benevolent manner in which they make it available to all, is being undermined by nasty, underhand, scientists and journalists determined to see them in the poorhouse.
One aspect of HFCS production is consistently overlooked in the argument. Even if it were the best thing since sliced bread (and that’s not saying much these days), and an elixir of life for us all, the pollution and contamination from industrial plants manufacturing this muck is a disgrace to American society and an appalling degradation of life to residents living in the shadow of stinking factories and evilly-belching chimneys.
And that is something another, so-called, government department – the Environmental Protection Agency – never does anything about.