Month: April 2010

There are a load of fucking idiots in America. I make no apology for the adjective. There’s really no other way to describe them. Of course, there are fucking idiots in every country on Earth – including Great Britain. In fact, Britain has more than its fair share. It’s one of the reasons it can no longer accurately be called ‘Great’.

But, at least, in Britain the fucking idiots don’t walk around with tea-bags hanging from their hats.

It’s to these deluded lunatics that I refer when I suggest there are a load of fucking idiots in America.

What is their purpose? What do they hope to achieve?

They organize rallies and give large sums of money to hear Sarah Palin talk a load of meaningless shit designed solely to make her extremely rich at their expense. And then they applaud. They’re so utterly stupid a tribe of chimpanzees would cover their eyes and go, “Oh, no, how embarrassing,” on realizing they were even remotely related to these people.

There’s a battle ongoing in the western world right now. On one side are the rich and powerful; on the other are the people. We, the people, have just been robbed of most of our wealth by the politicians, who work for the enemy. The bankers stole our money; our tax dollars, our pounds, our euros, to bale themselves out of a hole they created by their lustful greed for wealth. Palin, and her buddies, are on their side.

The tea baggers support the bankers. They’re the modern equivalent of quislings.

Unfortunately, they’re also such fucking idiots they don’t even realize it.

We can only hope they eventually comprehend the error of their ways and, along with their ludicrously stupid tea-bagger hats, leap into Boston Harbor in a grand gesture of mass suicide, as recompense for the traitorous manner in which they betrayed their fellow countrymen.

Unfortunately, that’s not likely to happen in the near future. These people are deluded into believing it’s they who are the true Americans.

But then, as noted earlier, they are fucking idiots.

Filed under: Psych ward candidates

It’s finally happened. It was only a matter of time. According to Alistair Burnett, who chaired last night’s farce – laughingly called a ‘debate’ – “we’ve been trying for years to get the party leaders on television to debate the issues prior to a general election.”

Yes, we have. But not in the glitzy, glamor-way, of American presidential politics. And last night, that’s exactly what we got.

The set was brand-spanking new; all three candidates were immaculate; they stood before pristine lecterns, and rolled out faultless arguments before a tiny studio audience, so obviously hand-picked for their impeccable behavior.

It was a flawless example of a presidential debate directly imported from the United States of America.

The army of spin doctors and political backroom boys responsible for ensuring no leader dropped a gaffe, will be patting themselves on the back this morning for a job well done.

Unfortunately, the British people are left scratching their heads in bewilderment. Well rehearsed answers and polished presentations do nothing but leave one wondering whether any political party truly has the capability to efficiently govern the United Kingdom.

Filed under: Political shenanigans

My wife recently brought to my attention the two items below. The first asks the question, “What kind of planet are we on?”

Take four minutes of your time to view it.

The second is a link to a story about a 61 year-old British man, find Roy Amor. It appeared in the UK newspaper, pilule “Daily Mail,” – HERE.

It, too, begs the question, “What kind of planet are we on?”

Or, given that in reality the answer to that question is, “A bounteous and delightful paradise,” perhaps the question might better be phrased:

“What have we, the human race, become?”

Filed under: Regression